WIGGERS & WIGGETTES

could also be spelt as wigga, whiggers, whigga, whiggettes
Also known as
-Hoodrats, beaters, fakes, turf dirt, chickenhead, wannabe..oh lawd the list goes on....
Eminem was called it, Lady Sovereign made a song.
Dictionary definition -is a slang term that refers to a white person who emulates mannerisms, slangs and fashions stereotypically associated with urban African Americans; especially in relation to hip hop culture.
Call it or define it how you want, i think they are fucking amazing.
Yes i used to be the ultimate beater (maybe the 3rd ultimate because Teddi and Neva must've been toppa top beaters) anyways, I had the nose ring, slick back side part hair in a low ponytail OR braided (early years half back) listening to whatever rap garbage was out and swore I was I was a G.
So now that I'm older and well, a G, I look around and see all the young wiggettes with their jeans tucked into their timbs or oversized AF1s. The have tons of face paint, nose rings, labret piecings, huge silver hoops completed with a lovely baby phat puffy jacket with the faux fur around the hood.
Overlooking the boys, starting at the bottom they come complete like a Master P doll, sideways hat and all. Some sport HUGE heaadphones so they can listen to 50 cent without being disturbed. They also wear the oversized tees and if they are lucky it lands at the knees. I love the G-Unit runners as well defintely a good look.
I love them.
I love wiggers and wiggettes.
They swear they are the shit and know absolutely everything. They are 'ready' for kids and swear up and down that this is not a phase and they will be like this forever......
Dont forget you can always spot a wiggette by seeing her purse and body. She will be wearing a HUGE Baby Phat jacket and a tiny baby phat purse and with be still carrying all her baby fat.
I wanna breed a whole family of wiggettes and wiggers that live with me in my middle class suburban area.
Loves y'all.
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