XXXCHANGE @ CROSSTOWN

Here is the blog I wrote while drunk at the XXXCHANGE x Thunderheist party on wednesday...enjoy.

There are three kinds of dancers - ones that cant, ones that can and ones that think they can. The ones that cant are easy to explain - they just cant catch the beat and dont have rhythm. The ones that can well they are versatile and can make the booty bounce to all different kinds of beats (luckily i was blessed) at anytime and anywhere, then lastly the ones that cant - they think they are thinking they are in a music video and oh my GOD they are easy to spot, i personally hate these ones - they usually hang out with the whites (who mind you cant dance) and say things like 'omg youre such a good dancer, i wish I could dance like you!!' These people dance sooo hard, usually sober and looks around in hopes that someone is watching but just looks actually incredible stupid. those that can dance are usually watching and are laughing pretty hard at this point. These crappy dancers have calculated/scripted moves that seem practised and well thought out. Like you look STOOOOPPPPPPIIIIDDDDDD. I fucking hate them, i can judge because i can dance. they really make me angry.
p.s. this was written at the crosstown while i was standing alone while my sister and mich went to fo smoke.

disclaimer:
this is just an observation, but if you get offened then well, its probably about you :)