BRUNETTES ARE SAFE

I LOVE this movie...Legally Blonde explains my life.
Elle loves her bf who dumps her she does everything she can to go to Harvard where her bf is going then finds out he is engaged to a ugly cunt brunette..why? because they are safe. In my opinion they are cunts after marriage - you ever watch that Bridezilla show?? most those douches had brown hair...but men feel safe because they look smart and wholesome. I think they look dry and boring with many insecurities thats why they have dark hair so they can blend into the masses and go unnoticed...OH WELL!!