Wanna go smoke some SALVIA??

Last October while I was visiting one of my wives in Haliwack I picked up one of those free local papers to read while on the ferry. There was an big article titled 'LEGAL WAYS TO GET HIGH'

huh? Ok, so about a year later I keep hearing random people mention Saliva. A dude I work with said 'it hits you as fast as you can change a TV channel'. It also only last for about 10 mins, but in that moment its an experience in its own and almost indescribable.
Originally from Oaxaca in Mexico, Salvia divinorum, also known as Diviner's Sage, Magic Mint, María Pastora, Sage of the Seers, or simply Salvia (although the family name is shared among many plants), is a powerful psychoactive plant. Not only does it get you high but it can help y'all with diarrhea, anemia, headaches, rheumatism, and a semi-magical disease known as panzon de borrego, or a swollen belly - WOOP WOOP!!

So I grabbed a buddy on my birthday and made him try it...He was instantly flying, eyes as big as golf bolls, looking at me like OM MY FUCKING GOD WHATS GOING ON?!? as he usually sticks with booze, weed and percocets. I just laughed with the people in the room at him. Finally after minutes of silence, and faces like he was higher than Lindsay Lohan when she crashed that Benz.

"the salvia took me on a consciousness-expanding journey unlike any other I have ever experienced. My body felt disconnected from "me" and objects and people appeared cartoonish, surreal and marvelous. Then, as suddenly as it had began, it was over. The visions vanished and I was back in my bedroom. I tried to speak but my mouth was awkward and clumsy. When I attempted to stand my coordination was off. Within a couple of minutes, however, I was fine and clear-headed, though dripping with sweat. The whole experience had lasted less than 5 minutes."

Now if you're any bit adventurous and depressed I am sure you are wondering WHY isnt it legal and WHERE can I pick it up??

The only explanation I can think of why the government hasn't quickly banned it is because its not one of those drugs you get addicted to nor want to do it often plus its retail is expensive (which the government makes $$ from...its like legal weed - they get the profits).

I know up here in Canada you can pick it up at The Friendly Stranger which would probably be the only place I'd trust.

Go have fun, be safe kids.

xx
J