FUCKING BRILLIANT!

"And I’m not really sure that I want to go halfway around the world with some pregnant chick, you know? Even if she is my wife. I mean, who am I going to drink with? She can’t indulge in all-night booze fests with me the way we used to and I imagine that would bum her out. And if she thinks I’m not going to drink just because she can’t, she’s got another thing coming."

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