I've decided...

to invest in plastic cutlery. Not because I am too lazy to do dishes but the sound my fork makes in my salad bowl makes me want to cut my ears off and pour cement down the ear drum.
Maybe one day the streetwear gods will give us the gift of a limited edition overhyped cutlery set....and if I am really lucky they will be plastic or at least the forks. P.s. I dont mind the purple set, looks kind of classy.
xxooxx